nutty internet jokes

Q: Why did the internut bury his laptop?
A:The batteries were dead.
Q:How do you fix a broken website?
A:With stick e-tape.
Q:Who was using his laptop when he fell off the wall?
A:Humpt e-Dumpty.
Q:What would an elf want to use the internet for?
A:The answers to his gnomework.
Q:Whats green and scaly and surfs the net?
A:The loch net monster.
Q:What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
A:Sorry,your not my type.
Q:Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?
A:Yes but it was hard to get into.
Q:Whos been surfing on our net?
A:I can't bear to tell you.
Q:Why couldn't the baby camel surf the net?
A:Because whenever his parents saw the phone bill they got the hump.
Q:How does the joker surf the net?
A:On the grinternet.
Q:How did you get so good at computers?
A:I went to night school.