Fireworks

On the 31 of october i went to manfeild wih is in feilding.We wacth the fireworks and my dad kept teasing me because last time we went i was scared of the fireworks because it looked like they where going to fall on me. but this time it wasn't that sary .this time it was cool even know that it looked like it was going to fall on you.there was stenk ones and scare ones .the scarey ones came last at the end it had a light tht said "the end "it had fireworks at the back of the sign it had ones that twirl around and fireworks came out when it was spinning around that was awsome.it had orther things like horeses but we didn't see them. there were motor bikes, cars .
kirstin

When I was sick

I was sick on a school day it was a bumer because I had a really bad cold. I was just siting there and I thourght I could go to school.[the next day]I was sicker than anything I was even worse I spude up so I did't go to school.[the next day] I'm back at school better than anything bye bye brendan.

my funny jokes!

Q:what's the difference between the allblacks and a tebag?
A:the teabage stays in the cup longer!
Q:who writ on the handwriting card?
A:you did!
Q:where was the rugby world cup?
A;France of demand

by mckensie

my exausting day

Today i am sleeping at my dads so i can play with Colin and Royden we are going to play with my dads rugby balls. We are also going to play kicks at easton park.

Halloween night

Today it is halloween and I'am going after twilight soccer and I'am going at 6.30 tonight but I don't know what I'am wearing

From Tyrone

My big day...

Today i am going to a party i will see my friend Amelia & Nastasha & Samtha & Melishia & Celeb & her Mum & Dad & millions of other people the theme this year is hats I am going 2 make one it is going 2 be so cool I wonder what games their will be this time by Ruby.

in the weekend

In the weekend i went to palmerston north and went to the mall and got an ice-cream. then we went to bunnings

my dog and my glasses

i was going to bed my dad put my glasses on my table i woke up there gone and we search for them we find them My dog has them.today i have some today because of insurince

on hallaween night

In the weekend

in the weekend i went to palmerston north and we went to the mall and got an ice cream. then we went to bunnings ware house and i got a new blue with black bike helmet and plus a drink bottle.
















by brooke

Bush walk

In the weekend Krissi,mum,dad and I got a ice crem then we wen

Tony Holiday!

we madea fire and put petrol on it.

it went Boom we put a tire on and in smoked.

by Tony

my big weekend

on friday my mum might be brinning my bunni Rabbit erley affter school and I called her cloe but I dont know if mum is brinning kyles ginni pig and he called it gothand its a girl

Arm fart weekend

In the weekend my dad and i had a arm fart competition and i did over 100 farts and my dad only done 89 farts
By Jordyn

nutty internet jokes

Q: Why did the internut bury his laptop?
A:The batteries were dead.
Q:How do you fix a broken website?
A:With stick e-tape.
Q:Who was using his laptop when he fell off the wall?
A:Humpt e-Dumpty.
Q:What would an elf want to use the internet for?
A:The answers to his gnomework.
Q:Whats green and scaly and surfs the net?
A:The loch net monster.
Q:What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
A:Sorry,your not my type.
Q:Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?
A:Yes but it was hard to get into.
Q:Whos been surfing on our net?
A:I can't bear to tell you.
Q:Why couldn't the baby camel surf the net?
A:Because whenever his parents saw the phone bill they got the hump.
Q:How does the joker surf the net?
A:On the grinternet.
Q:How did you get so good at computers?
A:I went to night school.

Mckenies birthday party

On Friday the 19 th of october I went to my friends birthday . She tunrd 10 . We played piyata pass the passile musicle statchews . We wateched Rv the movie it stands for runaway vakation.

The cool cool weekend
In the weekend I went to levin i got this book about jokes. Here is one of my jokes what does a skeliton say befor his meal boneaperteat ha ha ha that is so so funny well to me it is anyway I had this party my dad loved the food. I had fun with my sister she was blowing bubles out of her nose. We were having so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much fun.
by casey

Really Funny Joke Blog HA HA

HEY WHATS A SHEEP$ HAIRDRESSER CALLED........A BAA BAA SHOP HA HA HA.

ON WHICH SIDE DOES A CHICKEN HAVE THE MOST FEATHERS?...........ON THE OUT SIDE.

WHAT DID THE PIG SAY TO THE FARMER?.........YOU TAKE ME FOR GRUNTED.

Star Roars The outer space joke blog

What do you call a droid who spends all his time on the internet? E-threepio!

Hi my name is Dion. In the weekend I went to Scott house. Lily Scotts dog bit me so many I smaked it on the head. Then Mark Scott dad dragged Lily out of the room and then I went to sleep.

My big day

I had an excellent weekend. We went to Taupo and had a swim. The water was refreshing but my mum said that it was like swimming in a freezer! My big sister did nothing but look at her self in the mirror and play with her hair. I had a good time.